So It’s official. Camp mom has been in full swing for almost an entire week. And you know what I have to show for it? Continue Reading
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Wouldn’t that be great?
Keep the free formula samples and give me a roadmap to guide me through this thing you call motherhood.
There are plenty of self proclaimed experts out there ready to give their two cents worth of advice. But, what I’m looking for here is solid evidence as to wether we should be going left or right.
And throw up a few caution signs while you’re at it.
Starting with buckle up for safety. Because really the first year is ROUGH.
Preschool waiting lists could be labeled with the words show up early traffic ahead.
Here comes kindergarten! Pull over and install your snow chains.
Or maybe we should just mark the entire parenthood territory with something like this.
Although, seven miles should be replaced with eighteen or so years!
I know I don’t usually write informative posts on the topic of twins or any other parenting issues. But this one I think is just enough not with conventional thinking for it to fit in here with the rest of my sassy pants opinions. Continue Reading
Quite simply, my first year with twins was no joke.
My son was just twenty-six months old when we brought them home from the hospital.
And I spent most of the time feeling less fortunate than a wishbone on Thanksgiving. I didn’t even have enough for everyone to grab on to just to get a fighting chance. Continue Reading
With the impending birth of #4 I have begun to stalk babycenter.com again.
And it was there I noticed a title off to the side of the screen. A video on having twins.
Yes, I know I’ve already completed that mission. And no, I am not here to reveal another baby was discovered in my latest ultra-sound.
Our head count still stands at one this time around. Continue Reading
I have a big ugly confession to make. Ready?
My kids watch TV. A lot of TV. More than the suggested dose by the American Assoc. of Pediatricians, any of the leading experts, and ALL of the parenting books. The horror! [I can hear the gasps rippling through the mothering community world wide, well ok maybe just a few random mom bloggers like me] Continue Reading
If you haven’t already seen it, a string bikini clad Kate Gosselin is
strewn across gracing the cover of People Magazine this month. Complete with perky boobs, flat abs and a perfect tan. Oh and not a stretch mark or speck of cellulite in sight. And when questioned about rumors as to how she got to this condition after bearing six babies at once? Well… Continue Reading
Wether it is a pregnant mom at a twins club meeting, or an innocent bystander at the grocery store, as I storm by with three little kids in tow. The single most common question is,”How do you do it?”
And the stock (especially if I’ve got things to do and must keep moving without making eye contact with anyone but my own children for fear I may lose one) answer, “I just do.” Continue Reading