With all the presidential candidates running smear campaigns on the most irrelevant topics possible, a thought occurred to me. If I were to run for office what kind of smear campaigns could they run against me?
Well, if it was left up to my kids they would most likely cover the following topics:
She doesn’t let us have chocolate for breakfast.
She makes us eat carrots before dessert.
And we have to brush our teeth before bed EVERY night.
If you left it up to the fashion police. They would site me for:
Wearing maternity clothes months after the baby was born.
Sporting teal Crocs from two years ago more often than not.
And being in desperate need of a pair of sunglasses to cover the dark circles under my eyes.
If left up to my husband:
The To DO list grows faster then any human can keep up.
Balancing the budget consists of asking which credit card to use.
Folding laundry is a prerequisite if you are going to get your way on any topic. And (a note to Congress) if you don’t know how to do that, at least learn to do dishes.
What would the opposition say about you?
Photocredit: DCJOHN
Haha! Cute post! I think the biggest thing about me is that I’m a huge procrastinator…even for stuff I like to do.
Me too! I procrastinate all the time. But my DH is worse so he couldn’t throw that stone without risking his own attack!
If run by my kids, they’d definitely say that I was unfair: won’t let them have a TV in their room or watch during the week. Won’t let them ride their bikes when it’s 36 degrees (um, hello? It’s winter. How’re you even gonna maneuver the bike in a winter coat? Also, it’s windy. Why would I want you to create MORE wind riding by me? No thanks).