Yep. You read that right. According to News One, “Two Manchester, Conn., twins figured it isn’t enough for them to share the same genes; they have to share the same girlfriend, too.”
But the fortunate part, for us I guess, is that we don’t need to point out how this is not likely to bear successful fruits for the foreseeable future.
Like the possibility of reproducing and not knowing who the father is, was, like ever…
Surprisingly enough, on New Years eve they figured it out for themselves.
That this is a genuinely bad idea.
When, “Aric Ryan Hale and Sean Peter Hale, both 28, were arrested after fighting over who would have sex with their shared 27-year-old girlfriend.”
See, it seems they generally left it up to the girl to decide which of the two she would have sex with each day. That is until New Years Eve in a hotel room where she found herself alone with both of them.
And well when one asked the other to leave. For the sake of manners? I suppose.
So, he could partake in some intimate relations with their timeshare girl.
Well, one had a few objections. To the tune of a throw down that landed them both in jail.
Not to worry. They’re out on bail and due back in court to plead their cases before a judge.
What I wouldn’t do to be a fly on that wall. I mean really, how do explain that with a straight face?